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May 24, 1996

The Funeral

The co-workers are returning to work after attending a funeral of an employee who died suddenly.
One becomes philosophical and says to the other, "You now, when I die, I want to go out in a blaze of glory."
The other responds, "Not me, I want to die like my grandfather did - peacefully and in his sleep - not yelling and screaming like all of his passengers did!

Joke sent to me by D. Montgomery

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