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Manfred and Gordon's Virtual Patisserie, the website
with more sweet and stodgy things than you can shake a stick at, is now
open for business ...
The management would however like to take this
opportunity to caution customers of a nervous or sensitive disposition.
Since the Virtual Patisserie contains material of an ADULT NATURE, youngsters
and those who may be offended by the sight of completely naked confectionery,
or of very naughty pastries, seductively clad in thick and fruity sauces,
should NOT enter.
Yes, yes, I know that the crumbs and currants fall
into the keyboard, and get stuck between the keys, but I want to see and
hear about cakes and other sticky delights, and I'm even willing to lick
the spoon ...
No, no, I feel naughtier than Jack-the-Ripper if I
eat a full cream yoghurt. The Virtual Patisserie must be a waiting room
for damned souls. Please redirect me to a website more in keeping with
my sensitive nature.
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