Archived Pages from 20th Century!!


We're Getting it Back!

Janvieve Plotts lost it when she was 12 years old. It took 13 minutes and 30 seconds. She heard music.
She started getting it back October 2, 1996.

think-tank lost it when he was 16 years old. It took 20 minutes. He heard musicians; lots of them!.
He started getting it back October 2, 1996.

Kramer lost it when he was 15 years old. It took 14 minutes and 30 seconds. He heard a dog barking while it happened.
He started getting it back October 2, 1996.

As Seen On TVSRV MembersAbout ten years ago my friend came to me bemoaning the loss of her virginity.'why can't I get it back?'    she wondered.

Get It BackA Word From Marfrica
Do you feel there is something missing in your life? Something not quite right? I bet you're not a virgin. How do I know? Because I used to be just like you. I'm living proof that regaining your virginity can be the road to a newer and fuller life. Thousands of people have come to us and they all say the same thing -- "Something's missing from my life and I don't know what to do about it!" They say "It's over," we say "It's just the beginning!" They come to me, the president of The Society for the Recapture of Virginity, and by using the VRS 3000TM I find their virginity and give them the world.

Eight years ago, I woke up one morning and the coffee just didn't taste right. Going to work wasn't satisfying. My boyfriend and I weren't getting along. I didn't enjoy life and was tired of wishing for things to get better. I knew something in my life was missing and I knew I had to GET IT BACK! It was time to take my life into my own hands.

I thought back to a time when I was younger, more content. BINGO! Like turning on a light bulb, I realized what was missing. My virginity! Something I had never thought twice about, was the answer to my problems. Then I started asking around. I was surprised to find out that people had been trying to get their virginity back for centuries. I had to GET IT BACK! in order to be whole again.

What is VRS 3000?
What do you need to do?
How will you know that you are a virgin again?

You have lost your virginity and you can GET IT BACK! I know. It happened to me. Take your future in your hands. Join me and thousands of others. The world is your oyster and your virginity is the pearl.

Marfrica O'Mally
President and Founder of SRV

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