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I think you'll agree we're using the Information Superhighway to its fullest potential: simulating the excitement of being invited to somebody's house to look at their photo album (except this takes much longer and you have to supply your own beverage).

To round out this virtual experience I recommend removing one of your socks and using it as a hand puppet. Hold the puppet up to one ear and have it say things like "This one's really funny!" followed by a loud maniacal laugh. (But sometimes, just for realism, have the sock say "I don't get it" in a soft whiney voice.)

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P.S. If you send me a photo of you at your computer with a sock puppet I'll publish it here. Send to Dilbert Sock Puppet, c/o United Media, 200 Madison Avenue, 4th Floor, New York, NY 10017.

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