EXTRA! Dole comes out swinging in final debate; Clinton ignores him.

We got the answers that Dole couldn't, like who did hire the people who read those 900 FBI files:

Who Hired Them First?
(With apologies to Abbott and Costello)

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Al Gore and Jack Kemp debate the issues, to the disappointment of their running mates. Bob Dole said it looked like `a fraternity picnic for a while.'

Dole and Clinton square off over the last four years. Dole remembers the BTU tax and Joycelyn Elders, even though he couldn't remember her name...or her job...or the title of the book he read recently.... Luckily, it's all on the record. We were in Hartford for the debate and have this report.

Israelis and Palestinians start fighting each other again. President Clinton invites their leaders to Washington to settle their differences diplomatically.

Ross Perot is excluded from the Presidential debates next month because he doesn't have a ``realistic chance'' of being elected (according to the two parties whose nominations he didn't buy.) Ross is hopping mad and reassessing his chances.

The Wizard of Odds
[If I Only Had A Brain (Harburg/Arlen)]

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